To Those Agritourists About to Die, We Salute You

Remember those who have come before you.
Their death certificates read:

Thrown from a horse.
Kicked in the head by a horse.
Torso crushed (you guessed it)
by a horse.
Struck by an alfalfa bale.
Suffocated on a slurry-pile of manure.
Electrocuted by lightning.
Backed over by a trailer.
Gored by a buffalo.
Buried by corn in a grain bin.
Crushed by a wine-press.
Impaled by a tree limb.
Swallowed wasps during lunch break.

The list goes on,
and how will you play your part?